Use humor to get your subscribers to laugh! They will love you and open your emails just to hear what you have to say. When you make someone laugh, a little surge in chemicals happen in their brains, and you start priming them to open your emails... because they want to laugh more.
234. “Get in Our Pants”
235. “Boom shakalak! Let’s get started”
236. "It’s FriYaY"
237. "Aaaaand I raaaaan"
238. "Where is the love?"
239. “Licking your phone never tasted so good”
240. “Deals That Make Us Proud (Unlike Our Nephew, Steve)”
241.“We Like Being Used”
242. “Need a day at the beach? Just scratch n’ sniff your way to paradise...”
243. Try To Avoid These # People On {insert holiday}”
244. “NEW! Vacation on Mars”
245. "Back up my boasting"
246. "Me again"
247. "Yes, this is a fundraising email"
248."Bad Decision Time!"
249. "Let’s get fat, {name}"
250. "MMM...{insert your favorite food}”